Prompt: country western
Lyrics
[Verse 1] One day by the creek, I was feeling rather frisky, And looking to treat myself, after too much whisky. I put down the fishing pole, and reached for some lube, But oh dear Lord, I grabbed the wrong tube [Chorus] Oh no I'm fucked now, what have I done? My balls and my butthole, are now joined as one I yelled in horror, how can I use my meat pole If my balls are now stuck... to my hairy butthole! [Verse] I had to do something, something more bold To fix my new issue, before a tale gets told. Gripping my testicles, and spreading my legs, It ripped all the hair out now they look like boiled eggs. [Chorus] Oh no I'm fucked now, what have I done? My balls and my butthole, are now joined as one I yelled in horror, how can I use my meat pole If my balls are now stuck... to my hairy butthole!