Prompt: Standup comedy, live recording, farewell comedy music
Lyrics
[Spoken Word] Welcome, folks, to the stage where we air out our dirty laundry I mean, if you can find both socks to match—congratulations, you’ve won the lottery Before we dive in, have you seen that drawer at home, you know it's a mystery land Filled with solo socks, expired coupons, and probably some rubber bands So I'm guessing you’ve had those days, you know when your phone charger decides to hide And as soon as you buy a new one, the old one’s like 'Surprise!' I was beside your bed the whole time! [Spoken Word] Alright, gather 'round, it's storytime with a twist Think it's 'bout romance? Sike, it's as real as it gets We’re talkin' about life's jokes, like socks with no pair Ever wonder where they go? Who takes 'em? Do we care? Now, imagine standin' up here, mic in my hand Ready to spill truths that no sitcom could've planned [Spoken Word] So here I am, folks, taking one last jab at my single socks They've escaped more often than Houdini's locks Ah, we've laughed at the absurd, those missing Tupperware lids And don't get me started on the mystery of my mischievous kids We've giggled 'bout the gym memberships we've never used And the 'easy to assemble' instructions that left us confused