Prompt: a tongue in cheek rap song about how baller it is to produce shareholder value for a company by working as a regular employee. The lyrics should highlight the importance of returning value to investors, allowing the company to raise its next funding round, and creating enduring enterprise B2B SaaS cash flow. Use any other related tongue in cheek phrases along these lines. Be sure to include "ooh's" and "aah's" where appropriate. Make sure to use short lines with a consistent meter for mappability., hip hop, lil wayne, lil pump, lil uzi vert
Lyrics
I'm clockin' in, not to play, no way, yeah Keep them digits in the green, okay, yeah Gotta feed them hungry stocks tonight, ooh Watch that enterprise value take flight, yeah I'm saying bro, forget them highs and lows, we on that rise, steady I'm saying bro, our cash flow tight, investors' delight, get ready Yeah, yeah [Auditor's Voice Sample] I just gotta crunch these numbers 'Cause our forecast lookin' bright And we keep on beating quarters (aah!) Like compound interest, we grow, no test, ooh Shareholders smile with every EPS, aah Sprinklin' dividends, they're screamin' encore Raising Series B, now we're soaring galore, yeah I'm saying bro, we optimize the burn rate, fly high to cloud ten I'm saying bro, disrupt the scene, SaaS kings in the making Ooh, yeah [Financial Guru's Voice Sample] Flippin' the market cap, watch us as we innovate Enterprise value's lit cause we automate (aah!) Stackin' equity, that's the game, we thrive, ooh Boostin' margins high, yeah, shareholder vibe, aah When we talkin' bout profits, hit the target, never miss 'Cause we got that fiscal fitness, CFO's bliss, yeah I'm saying, dude, our valuation's no fluke We turn that capital into revenue, loot Ooh, yeah Droppin' EBITDA bombs, our growth's no facade Feel the fiscal rhythm, we're the corporate gods, aah Pumpin’ out the cash flows, we're the money spout