Do You Want a Tomato Sandwich? by Roxy²

Lyrics

[Saxaphone intro]

[Dialogue two girls talking]
- Hey Roxy A, there he is!
- Oh my gosh he's so cute!(Hahaha)
- Is he wearing Wangers? Where'd he get those sneakers
- Go on - talk to him!
- No - I'm shy!
- Well what are you gonna do?
- Come on Roxy B, I've got an idea.

[Song begins]
Do you want a tomato sandwich (say what?!)
Do you want a tomato now (oh yeah)
Do you want it with a bull - uh
Or do you want it with a cow (that's right)

Do you want a tomato sandwich (uh huh)
Do you want it with some butter 
Do you want it to speak clearly (what?!)
Or do you want it just to mutter 

[Chorus]
Dooooo 
do you want a tomato sandwich
(Wooo! - let me hear it now)
Dooooo (oh yeah) 
Do you want a tomato sandwich 
Do you want a tomato sandwich (huh?)
Do you want it in-the-day (oh yeah, oh yeah)
Do you want it in the straw-aw
Or do you want it in the day (uh-huh)

Do you want a tomato sandwich
Do you want a tomato, right? (That's right)
Do you want it in the eve-ning
Or do you want it in the middle-of-the-night

[Chorus]
Dooooo
do you want a tomato sandwich
(Oohhh yeah)
Dooooo
Do you want a tomato sandwich

[Sax Solo]
[Sax solo ends]

Do you want a tomato sandwich (yeah yeah)
Do you want it with some cheese (huh?)
Do you want it feeling spicy (what?!)
Or do you want just it to please (oh here we go)

Do you want a tomato sandwich
Do you want it now don't be fickle (oh yeah)
Do you want it with some mayo (uh huh)
Cause I want it with some pickle (Woooo!!!)

[Chorus]
Dooooo 
do you want a tomato sandwich
(Wooo! - let me hear it now)
Dooooo (oh yeah) 
Do you want a tomato sandwich 

[Chorus with saxophone]
Dooooo 
do you want a tomato sandwich
(YOU know what I mean)
Dooooo 
Do you want a tomato sandwich 
Dooooo 
do you want a tomato sandwich Jjust say yes! ha ha ha ha!)
Dooooo 
Do you want a tomato sandwich - Ooooooooohhhhhhh yeah!

[Song finishes abruptly - no applause]
[One Girl speaking quietly reverb] How was I supposed to know he didn't like tomatoes
[Other girl speaking quietly] I don't know...