Me and My Monkey [Country, full song]

Lyrics

[intro, deep male voice] ook
[monkey sounds]
[guitar soo]
[verse 1]
Me and my monkey, sitting in a tree,
K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
Don’t seem all that strange to me,
We got lots in common., you see.
He likes to scratch his ass all day.
When he eats I catch the spray.
He beats his chest to try and get his way,
He ain’t wearing his pants today.
[chorus]
Me and my monkey
Don’t see no evil.
It’s your beliefs that are medieval.
We ain’t close kin, my monkey and I.
Cos in the end, he’s just a guy.
[verse 2]
Me and my monkey in a family tree.
I can't deny the primate in me.
Why’s the south so afraid to see?
At least he ain’t my cousin Lee.
He likes to hoot and howl and fight,
But curls up with me every night,
He’s got a bark worse than his bite,
He’s fierce and mild, and never right,
[bridge]
[chorus reprised]
Me and my monkey
Don’t see no evil.
It’s your beliefs that are medieval.
We ain’t close kin, my monkey and I.
But after all, he’s just a guy.
[outro]