Prompt: write a country song about being turned gay by San Francisco. country, melodic, country pop, backbeat, contemporary country, male vocalist, passionate, anthemic
Lyrics
[Intro] Mmm, yeah [Verse 1] Well, I’m a good ol' boy from the Peach State Rode my pickup truck to the Golden Gate Them rainbow flags gave me a fright But I figured I'd stay for a night [Verse 2] Woke up in the mornin' feelin' kinda queer Musta been somethin' in that San Fran beer My Wranglers got tight and my voice got high That city done turned me gay, oh my! [Chorus] San Francisco, what have you done to me? I used to love huntin' and my G.O.P. But now I'm craving lattes and avocado toast There's somethin' damn funny 'bout this West Coast [Verse 3] Strollin' down Castro, what did I see? A pretty little twink winkin' at me I'm a grizzly bear, he's a dainty lad But damned if that femboy didn't make me mad [Chorus] San Francisco, what have you done to me? I used to love fishin' and the N.R.A. Now I'm all about farmers markets and Chardonnay San Francisco done made me gay! [Verse 4] Went to Folsom Street Fair just to have a look Wound up in assless chaps, man I was shook Leather daddies spankin' me left and right Gettin' frisky in Frisco, lordy what a sight! [Chorus] San Francisco, what have you done to me? RuPaul's Drag Race is on my TV Swapped my MAGA hat for L.G.B.T. A soy boy beta's what you've made of me! [Outro]