Prompt: A medieval bard Sung shanty
Lyrics
(Verse 1)Hey there, Elmo, with your fur so bright,You’re on my TV every single night.Laughing, playing, never feeling low,But I’ve got a bone to pick, so here we go. (Chorus)Fuck you, Elmo, you’re too cheerful today,I just want some quiet, is that okay?Your voice is too high, it’s giving me a fright,Fuck you, Elmo, let me sleep tonight! (Verse 2)Remember that time with the alphabet game?You made it last forever, drove me insane.A, B, C, you sing with glee,Sometimes I wish it’s just the letters without thee. (Chorus)Fuck you, Elmo, you’re too cheerful today,I just want some quiet, is that okay?Your voice is too high, it’s giving me a fright,Fuck you, Elmo, let me sleep tonight! (Bridge)It’s not all bad, you’ve got your charm,Teaching kids, meaning no harm.But once in a while, can you take a break?Give us peace for sanity’s sake. (Chorus)Fuck you, Elmo, you’re too cheerful today,I just want some quiet, is that okay?Your voice is too high, it’s giving me a fright,Fuck you, Elmo, let me sleep tonight! (Tag)Yeah, fuck you, Elmo, just tonight,Tomorrow we’ll be alright.