Prompt: Oom-Pah-Pah big brass band, boombastic, overbearing male vocals, harmony vocal group,
Lyrics
There's something damp down there A staa·chee smell Is it my underpants again? Or a leg-situated root vegetable? It ain't my spud (no no no) But I think this must be love (uh) Let's ask around (ok) This potato-lovin' crowd (woooo) [Chorus] Wet potato on my leg Is it yours? Is it his? Wet potato on my leg Is it yooooooourrrrrrs or hiiiiiiis? [Chorus] Wet potato on my leg Is it yours? Is it his? Wet potato on my leg Is it yooooooourrrrrrs or hiiiiiiis? [Bridge] [Breakdown] Poe-tay-toe Poe-tay-toe Poe-tay-toe Poe-tay-toe (Wet) Poe-tay-toe Poe-tay-toe Poe-tay-toe Poe-tay-toe (Wet) Poe-tay-toe Poe-tay-toe Poe-tay-toe Poe-tay-toe (Wet) Poe-tay-toe Poe-tay-toe Poe-tay-toe Poe-tay-toooooooooooooooooe (Seriously, whose damp spud is this?) [Repeat chorus with instrumental variations] Wet potato on my leg Is it yours? Is it his? Wet potato on my leg Is it yooooooourrrrrrs or hiiiiiiis? [Abrupt ending]