Prompt: Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren and Jet Li sing about Expendables the Musical, parody, comedy, rock opera
Lyrics
[Verse 1: Sly] Cocked back hammers on the stage tonight Muscles ripple as we sing and fight Blasting villains in a song Expendables, we can't go wrong [Verse 2: Arnold] From Terminator to Commando's edge Now I'm crooning with a mic instead [Verse 3: Dolph] I must break these high notes wide As Drago sings, the crowd can't hide Leather-clad, I storm the stage A vocal duel, in the spotlight's rage [Verse 4: Jet Li] With flying kicks, I take the tune A warrior's chant beneath the moon [Verse 5: Jason] I'm the Transporter of the beat, revved and loud My lyrics sharp, like my suit, pleasing the crowd [Verse 6: Terry] Flex this voice, a booming sound Cheer so hard, they rock the ground [Verse 7: Bruce] Die Hard with a song, just watch me break free Yippee-ki-yay for the musical spree [Verse 8: Chuck] When I hit the notes, bad guys fall down Singing and kicking, I win the crown Duck, spin, high note, I land my blows On this operatic stage, my talent shows [Verse 9: Randy] In the octagon of melody, I grapple with the key A fighter and a singer, no one's wild as me [Verse 10: Jean-Claude] I do the splits upon the stage, a perfect pitch Belting lyrics while I strike this stellar niche With every Van Damme tune, the curtains sway A Timecop's rhythm, in the future I play [Verse 11: Sly] We're united, voices thunder 'cross the hall Our harmonies are backed up by a brawl Throttling mics like throttle sticks, we soar In this musical, we're soldiers at the core [Verse 12: Arnold] Let's terminate this tune with a crescendo loud My accent's strong, it gets the people wowed [Verse 12: Arnold] I'm back to lift this show, my voice rocks on Pumping iron tones, till the break of dawn [Verse 13: Sly] The Italian Stallion ain't no one-trick pony Belt out a ballad, win over the crony [Chorus: All] Expendables, we charge the stage With every note, we turn a page