What am I doing with my life?

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So what's the deal with skibidi toilet? It's a guy in a toilet. He's singing and running around causing trouble, defying all the laws of physics. And he has MILLIONS of views on YouTube. MILLIONS. A guy... In a toilet.... What am I even... Doing with my life?
And then the other day someone told me that I have... No rizz... What is that? Rizz... Sounds like a laundry detergent from the 1980s. "Use rizz to make your laundry so attractive!" 
No but seriously, did you know that the word "rizz" comes from the word charisma?!  So some kids on Omegle apparently were too lazy to have actual charisma, so they shortened... And misspelled the word into rizz. A four letter word. 
So that got me thinking... What other words could be shortened to something lazy kids could use? How about... Hippopotamus! We could shorten it to... Hipo. H.I.P.O. and how would we use this new word in a sentence you ask? Well, I'm so glad you asked!
H.I.p.O is used like this:
Definition: A chill, laid-back vibe. “He’s got that hipo energy.”
Example: “Let’s keep it hipo tonight—no stress!”

Now who has the Rizz baby? I've got that hippo Rizz...
So how about another new word? 
“Incomprehensible”:
Misspelled: “Inko” I.N.K.O. (that's right, inko.)
Definition: Something so wild or confusing that it’s hard to grasp. “skibidi toilet is totally inko.”
Example: “The plot twist in that Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight was totally... INKO..."