Prompt: British ska, eighties, big band
Lyrics
(Clip clop) (Neigh) [verse] Silky coat and glossy mane Shitting on its food again Showing off its massive pair Scaring children everywhere [chorus] Our horse, In the middle of the field. Our horse, Will increase the grassy yield. [verse 2] Would you like to feed it hay? You will be the tenth today. You can ride it for a quid. Just don’t tell folks what it did. [chorus] Our horse, In the middle of the field. Our horse, Will increase the grassy yield. [verse 3] Wear a cushion on your arse. You’ll walk funny after class. You can’t learn this in a book. They’re much stronger than they look. [chorus] Our horse, In the middle of the field. Our horse, Will increase the grassy yield. [sax solo] [outro] [fade out]