Prompt: A classic pop song in the style of the Ronettes produced by Phil Spector and his wall of sound.
Lyrics
[Verse] I got me a man but there's just one problem. Well he works 9 to 5 and he's a helluva guy but he shit in his pants at work [Chorus] Oh Seth, why'd you have to go and shit in those pants? I can't believe you were gonna take me to the dance with all that nasty poop in your pants.