Prompt: Teen Pop, Show Tunes, Film Soundtrack, Television Music, uplifting, playful, female vocalist, happy, male vocalist, love, sentimental, romantic, optimistic, melodic, sports, party
Lyrics
[Chorus] What the ph-uk did you just phoe-king say about me, (you little sh-et?) Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids (on Al-Quaeda) and I have over 300 confirmed k-ells. [Verse 1] I am trained in go-rill-a wore-fare and I'm the top snigh-per in the entire US ermed for-says. You are no-thing to me but just another target. (Oh no no no) I will wipe you the ph-uk out with pricesion the likes of which has never been seen before (on this Earth), mark my phoe-king words. [Verse 2] You think you can get away with saying that shet to ME over the Internet? (Think again, foe-quer.) As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. [Interlude] The storm that wipes out the paw-thetic little thing you call your life. Youre foe-king ded, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kell you in over seven hundred ways and thats just with my bare hands.