Prompt: An twangy classic country song about an old boy named Seth who took a dump in his pants at work., country, contemporary country, bluegrass, honky tonk,
Lyrics
[Verse] I was eatin' at a restaurant by the sea. Well Seth was making mighty strange faces at me. He clenched his butt cheeks up like an un-shuck clam. Seth looked me in the face and said "God Damn." [Chorus] Old Seth shit all over his brand new dungarees. That's what you get for sippin' that Senna tea. Cause that ain't the shit we brew in Tenneesee.