Morning Wood (full version)

Morning Wood (full version)

Prompt: A melancholy country song, depressing, sad, bittersweet

Lyrics

[Verse]
Well I got beef in my shoes and corn on my toes
Cos I'm unemployed and I got no hoes
I spread my legs on a piece of toast
And I piss all over my Sunday roast
[Chorus]
You can break my heart till shit do us fart
I've never met a shrimp like you
But the morning wood's coming back for good
And I'm gonna fuck my stew
I got 5 inch legs and a foot long sausage
I have to hit the gas with my rake
But I wrapped my car around a tree
Cos I couldn't reach the brakes
[Chorus]
You can break my heart till shit do us fart
I've never met a shrimp like you
But the morning wood's coming back for good
And I'm gonna fuck my stew
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